Was going to write something else but you just came sliding into the room. You are the best fucking dog in the world!! What? your like 112 yrs old? Edgar deserves his own post.
He loves staring contests, food, playing with other dogs, hunger striking for better food, licking people to death, forcing his way with his cold nose, rolling in the dirt, laying in the sun, peeing on the neighborhood trees, having the back of his ears scratched, escaping to the front yard, pretending to be a mean watch dog, jumping up on doors(which is how he broke his leg), taking advantage of people's kind hearts so he can get leftovers, not having his butt shaved, laying underneath the TV, waking people up in the middle of the night so he can run middle-of-the-night servailence in the back yard and pee and of course, drinking out of the toilet bowl.
Unfortunately, Edgar has broken his leg and since surgery may have developed neurological problems with his opposite hind leg. But he doesn't give a shit. He's sliding around and in good spirits doing what he always does, asking to be pet and scarfing down food. His legs are making some progress. Either way, you are a Great wise dog wizzard. You are now immortal Edgar!!! I have put you on the internet!!!
Here's to Edgar The Dog!!
